Salty Designz

Welcome to Salty Designz, your go-to source for custom graphic apparel, customized laser engraved products, promo products to help sell your brand, or items customized by you, for them, with memories that last longer than a lifetime . We combine artistic design with high-quality, & a bold statement woven into everything we touch. You won’t just buy something & think ehhh, you’ll own art that you’ll love to wear, paired with premium hats & custom engraved patches, our apparel is designed to stand out. Our classic style trucker hat, & other modern headwear merges fashion with functionality & style. Why would you do an upgrade to your apparel without having some custom painted Kicks to elevate you & show off your inner boldness. It’s my commitment to you, to provide you as an individual, the best service with the highest quality possible. Discover your new favorite outfit, designed with passion.

Maybe your in search for something, not to make a statement, but yet still get noticed. Our resources can help navighate to your needs. Are you wanting apparel for your company so employees start looking in-sync, hosting a family trip & need matching attire, in charge of a youth sports team, or you remember a favorite funny shirt that wore out, & you just need a replacement, you are at the right spot. My core values are the foundation of Salty Designz. Dedication to Family, consistent Self-improvement, always Authentic & be Accountable.

Resources & Products:

Customized Kicks ~ Metal Business Cards ~ Stylus Pens w/ your Info ~ Stainless Steel His/Hers Pendants ~ Blk. Military Dog Tags ~ Laser Engraved Tumblr Bundles w/ Themed Coaster ~ Hats w/ Laser Engraved Leather Patches (Trucker/Fitted) ~ Pre-Designed Adult Humor/Meme Graphics for any Apparel or Hats ~ Personally Engraved Premium Leather Wallets ~ Coaster Sets customized by You ~ 3D Crystal Engraved Photos of any picture ~ Family Collauge Tumblrs ~ Glow-in-the-Dark Graphic Tumblrs ~ Laser Engraved Company USB Drives ~ Personalization into Jewlery.

Well, even though I had to end the list, its not all that we can help you with. Browse through the site, contact us with questions, concerns, or even some critisizm & we will try to accomidate in a reasonable time. Thank you for visiting!

Salty by Nature, Bold by the Designz

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How We Started.

An inside look to the past, present, & future of Salty Designz. I’ll tell you my story, & this is a story struggle, hopes, hard times, & drive for a better tomorrow.

Past, Present, & Future

So to keep everything short, & to the point.

Past: As an infant I was handed off to my grandparents. My mother was to young to care for me & she was on lots of drugs (the 70’s). That wasn’t the best path for me cause my mom (step-grandmother) was a narsacist & it was intense abuse (real life Cinderella story). Then as I grew older I ran with no direction. Getting into trouble hanging with the wrong people. I tried to make more of things for the better but life happened & ended up homeless. I begged for jobs to get by, then because of my hard work a stranger gave me a chance that even my family wouldn’t have. Then I found an old friend that happened to be a couple months pregnant. I worked harder & we started a family. Her daughter became mine at birth & I thought maybe I made it in life. My wife at the time started sleeping around early in the marriage & I’d grown a temper. Although not physical, we had a toxic marriage with very few good times, but stuck around for my daughter. Well it turns out that if you drive with too many tickets in FL, you can go to prison. There I was for 18 months.

Present: I got released from prison, & that toxic marriage split like a wishbone. After some time I met the wonderful (& hot) wife with 2 kids that I have now for almost 12 years. My wife & I had our ups & downs, our disagreements, but we’ve triumphed over some rather hard times making us stronger together. She has the love, hopes, & dreams while I provide the strength, the drive, & the will. My complete opposite by definition. Then in March of 2025 I seemed to have serious backpain, & the bottom 3 fingers of each hand were numb were I couldn’t grab, carry, or barely function with my hands. The doctor did nothing & he didn’t even seem intersted in what I said no matter what. Month after month I was worsening with a perma limp, I couldn’t sleep properly & the pain was so intense at times with the lack of sleep, I could be in mid conversation & pass out while talking. Eventually in June I started going to a chiropractor & about the start of July he pushed for the appropriate MRI. I got a stat refferal to a nerosurgeon where I was shown on the MRI where my vertebrae was disintegrating, & was cutting off my spinal cord, turning me into a Quadriplegic. In a couple weeks I was told I will be having surgery. Worrying about the worst of many problems now & deal with the rest later. July 29th, 2 weeks later I wake up with a tootsie roll under me skin, a surgeon that operates from the front so while operating he may have used me as a puppet. The feeling of us bonding in my head comes after someone has thier hand through your throat for a couple hours,

Future: Yes the surgeon fixed what he said he was going to, but constant pain every day that lingers & intermittently intensifies is my new life as of now. Theres the upcoming MRI about 10 months after the surgery. At least I’m being looked at & I’m more at ease. I’m doing physical therapy & I hurt a lot, but the love of my wife, my two kids, a couple of close friends that keep me in check, I continue to think positive & dream of a better day. I started Salty Designz during the middle of the 5 months while having the most horrible pain imaginable to keep my mind busy. Abuse, life smacking me around, prison time, depression, anxiety, being homeless, pain, & hurt have only been a little into my life. I’ve experienced it all & if this is a story like yours, please keep your head up, think for a better tomorrow, strive to be better. Anybody that reads this, if you need somebody who understands, use the Contact Me Form thats provided & I’ll listen. If you see someone thats struggling, don’t stand idle at thier side, be the one that gives them a chance like someone did for me once before.

Me & Emms B4 Her Prom
My Lovely Wife & I At A Tampa Rays Game

Have Questions?

Frequently Asked
Questions

How Do I Order something I like

In each area of a resource there is a button thats labeled ‘Salty Merch’. Click that button & you’ll be redirected to another page with a slideshow of opportunities. Fill out the order form. For 3d Crystal Photos, click that button to get started.

How do I know my data is safe on this website

Just like anything there is always a chance taken, but myself or any associates will never text, call, e-mail or use any form to contact you & ask for personal data. When filling out the message form, all info is kept private. I won’t sell, trade, or give away your info for any reason.

Tell me more about your cancellation/return policy.

During the creating process of an order I do multiple checks to verify your approval or to make changes. This time period is when you can cancel. Depending on the work performed by me & time spent depends on the returned deposit amount. Up to 25% maybe kept to cover any accrued cost. All items are custom to you, & therefor returns will not be accepted.

How does shipping work?

All local sales can be arranged for a meet & greet. Depending on your distance away, USPS will be used & shipping amounts will be your responsibility. Amounts are determined at that time.

Since I’m getting something custom for me, what if I change my mind about something?

That’s part of the creative process, so no-harm-no-foul. As I put you project/order together & depending on the change there might be a cost that’s your responsibility. Once I notify you, this must be agreed upon before moving forward.

Can I receive a receipt for my order?

Absolutely! As the process moves towards an order created by you, a proposal is being written. Any & all fees, cost, & deposits get recorded along with details discussed for your order.

Have additional questions?

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